30 of the Funniest NSFW Autocorrect Texts (list)

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Updated June 27, 2022

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Have a case of the Mondays? Fret no more and have a laugh or two with these hilarious NSFW Autocorrect posts! It seems that Autocorrect and co-workers/bosses don’t seem to mix well…but they do make for some funny texts. If you got a kick out of these autocorrect mistakes, you might also find these 20 parental autocorrect texts turned sexual (list) funny, or our review of 30 of the funniest Siri responses.

30. Early Morning Arousal

aroused around

29. Fired

airport ride

28. Secret Santa

pot plant

27. Wanking the Boss

wanking boss

26. iPhone Perv

toner

25. Where is the Staple Remover?

stapler

24. Sex Meeting

sex tomorrow

23. Pro Bono

pro boner

22. Cranky Worker

poofarts

21. PowerPoint

pointytits

20. Wrong Pill

pill aroused

19. Office smell

office lunch

18. Research Case

nigga

17. Co-worker Fight

needed a pen

16. Bad Case of the Mondays

manboobs

15. Pick Up Shift

lick up shit

14. Awkward Call

lawyer fail

13. Office Humming

humming cubicle

12. Fridays Suck

hate fridays

11. Conference Call

handjob

10. Out Sick

girlscout

9. Work Secret

fired

8. An Escalated Issue

escalated

7. Brief Meeting

cunnilingus

6. Interview

confirm interview

5. Douche Bag

coming face

4. Bulk Buying

bulk

3. Stop and smell the…

bowelmovement1

2. Intimate Meeting

be intimate

1. Throw in the Towel

towelballs

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