Portal Turret LED Flashlight
Portal nerd alert! Say hello the “consumer version of the Aperture Science Turret.” Okay, so it’s anything but what is in the video game (sans machine guns), but Portal fans will still take enjoyment in this miniature, replica Turret.
It includes a bright LED light and real turret sound effects from the Portal and Portal 2 games. To activate it, just squeeze the body and the Portal Turret will light the way. Though at 3.5-inches tall don’t expect it to light up more than the undercarriage of your couch and keep in mind the LED glows red, which as it happens won’t ruin your night vision, but won’t exactly help you spot that loose change you so desperately are seeking for laundry night.
Thinkgeek sells it for $24.99.