Portal nerd alert!  Say hello the “consumer version of the Aperture Science Turret.”  Okay, so it’s anything but what is in the video game (sans machine guns), but Portal fans will still take enjoyment in this miniature, replica Turret.

It includes a bright LED light and real turret sound effects from the Portal and Portal 2 games.  To activate it, just squeeze the body and the Portal Turret will light the way. Though at 3.5-inches tall don’t expect it to light up more than the undercarriage of your couch and keep in mind the LED glows red, which as it happens won’t ruin your night vision, but won’t exactly help you spot that loose change you so desperately are seeking for laundry night.

Thinkgeek sells it for $24.99.

Christen Costa

Grew up back East, got sick of the cold and headed West. Since I was small I have been pushing buttons - both electronic and human. With an insatiable need for tech I thought "why not start a blog focusing on technology, and use my dislikes and likes to post on gadgets."