Darth Vader Alarm Clock: Sorry Fanboys, No GloryHole
Now that’s not to say modifications won’t be made. This is that gift that fanboys will literally gush over. Featuring an AM/FM radio, an Aux input for devices, and 3 different alarm noises, this will surely set your dreams off in a dark lord sort of way. On sale now for $30, I can see “Die-Hards” buying a bunch of these just to have in every room and in the car, etc. Made by Sakar International this wouldn’t even have to be a clock if it was a fleshlight.