Your beach parties will never be the same with this Mobile Blastmaster from Hammacher.
Aside from being as tough as nails – the chassis is made from steel and the tires are pneumatic (they’ll never pop) – it boasts an ear blistering amount of power. 2,000 watts of power to be exact, which is complemented by eight PA-quality Piezo horn tweeters, two “6×9″ mid-range speakers, and a 12″ dual-voice coil subwoofer with dedicated crossover. Playing tunes back is as simple as pairing up a smartphone over Bluetooth, or using one of the many ports, which includes a USB slot and 3.5 AUX input. If you prefer a more old school approach look no further than the CD player or the AM/FM radio.
In addition to a wagon pull, there are three drink slots, though that sort of begs the question of why there aren’t more cup holders, but let’s not split hairs. What really matters is that it has a built-in battery that is said to be good for up to 20 hours of playback at 50% max volume.
Just keep in mind that it costs $4,000 and weighs over 200lbs. Good thing it comes in red, black, yellow, or blue – a color to satisfy every rich beach bum.