Waking up to a lap dance would surely get your day off to fantastically fun start. But if for some reason you can’t afford that daily service the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock should run a healthy second. Just set the time and alarm on the digital display and you’ll be woken up when she starts to gyrate around the pole.
Grew up back East, got sick of the cold and headed West. Since I was small I have been pushing buttons - both electronic and human. With an insatiable need for tech I thought "why not start a blog focusing on technology, and use my dislikes and likes to post on gadgets."