Introducing the Nipple Gauge – Need I Say More

Wacky — 12 May 2008
Introducing the Nipple Gauge – Need I Say More

I don’t think I’ve seen anything quite as obligatory as the Nipple Gauge. According to the manufactures, this will get the ladies shirtless, why ‘it’s as easy as that!’. My recommendation: Take a ‘shot’ or ten to numb the pain of the bitch slip.

Still wondering what it is? Girls try to fit their nipples in the presized holes.

Warning: Some of the Photos on the linked site aren’t safe for work.

Available here for $6.95.

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Grew up back East, got sick of the cold and headed West. Since I was small I have been pushing buttons - both electronic and human. With an insatiable need for tech I thought "why not start a blog focusing on technology, and use my dislikes and likes to post on gadgets."