A beer bong, otherwise known as a beer funnel, is a more than apt way to consume a copious amount of beer in a short period of time. However, it may not be the most effective. Enter the Bierstick.
It’s probably safe to assume that only a recent college grad, or current college undergrad could dream up a product as nefarious as this. Instead of leveraging the power of gravity to drive cold suds down your throat, the Beirstick utilizes pure, brute force by squirting liquid at an ungodly speed into your mouth.
Needless to say its design is based on the good old-fashioned syringe. To add beer, or whatever concoction your gullet desires, you simply remove the mouth piece, fill, replace, remove the additional air, and fire away. They promise that all of the components are fully FDA approved. And what’s more intersting is that they’ve managed to even score a US patent, though that will largely mean nothing to anyone using one of these things.
If you’re ready to get your drink on like there is no tomorrow, you can order the Bierstick now for $30.