On a cold Saturday night, a friend once suggested that I “drink myself a coat.” Now, there’s no need – you can get a hoodie specifically designed for drinking!
Retailing for $60, the high-quality cotton/poly blend Drinkmaster Hoodie features a Neoprine-lined beer koozie pocket, bottle opener zipper, built-in drinking gloves with non-slip grip (a.k.a. “drinking mitts”), flask pocket, lined hood and snappable I.D. pocket – seriously, they’ve thought of everything! It’s available in sizes S-3XL and currently only comes in black.
With the Drinkmaster – “the ultimate in drinking hoodie,” you basically have to just supply your own booze (might we suggest pairing the Drinkmaster with one of those beer helmets?). You’ll be all set for tailgating, outdoor concerts, ski/snowboard outings and any other kind of wintry alcohol guzzling your brain can devise.
The company also sells a Drinkmaster Watch, which lets you set a “Happy Hour” bezel to the time you’re having drinks, and Drinking and Texting Gloves, which “will keep your hands warm and your drink cold” and help you grip your beverage with “rubber nubs.” Hmm…if you think about it, they just kind of sound like a regular watch and a regular pair of gloves. I want a Drinkmaster Hoodie, but I’m on to you people!