Stockings are usually holiday-themed decorated with snowflakes, Santa, reindeer and all other sorts of iconic Christmas decorations. But for those looking for a more rugged, manly stocking comes the Tactical Holiday Stocking. You won’t see any cutesy holiday images on this all-black stocking, making it perfect for any soldier, sailor, airman, Marine or any guy who wants a more macho stocking! Available at ThinkGeek for only $19.99, the stocking features integrated MOLLE straps on the exterior of the stocking, a swivel carabiner on top and at the ankle, two quick-release clips on its toe, a hook-and-loop panel near its top, a top handle, a bi-directional zipper and a tiny, external pouch for additional storage for goodies if you’ve been good all year or coal if you’ve been bad. It’s made from heavy duty nylon and its dimensions are 17 1/2″ overall length x 11″ overall width (including toe).