If’ you’re in need of a diabetic comma, look no further than this 26.9-pound edible Gummy Python. It measures a whopping 7-feet, and contains over 36,000 calories of energy. Feed this to your kid and it’s all but a guarantee that his heart and head will explode from the sugar rush.
Nevertheless, the detail of this Gummy Python is pretty uncanny. It’s replete with beady eyes, thousands of individually carved scales, blended color, and ridged coils that will have your skin crawling before you bite into its presumably 8 pound head. The only thing that is missing is an skeletal system cast from hard candy. Oh how sweet that crunch would be.
Vat19 sells this disgustingly awesome Gummy Python for $150. It’s available in Blue Raspberry and Green Apple, or Red Cherry and Blue Raspberry, though both our sold out at the time of this posting.