Give up on the amount of coffee and gain some cookies. That’s the deal the Face Mug offers you. That, and a lot of ‘ooohs’ and ‘aaahs’ whenever you gloriously plunk them down on a table.

I mean, let’s face it, drinking from one of these is kind of like kissing someone on the forehead. And at $18 per mug, you’re paying a privilege for the forehead kissing. But I guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Speaking of crumbling, stuffing cookies into a the tight space build into the bottom of a coffee mug is bound to spread around so many diminutive cookie leftovers you’ll be starting your own bird collection in no time.

But really, the only bad thing about this mug is the part about less coffee. Who wants less coffee in their mug? Sounds to me like something Kramer from ‘Seinfeld’ would come up with.