If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, well, then it’s probably a duck, right?
Innovation Factory is billing this rounded hatchet – model IIF-221 – as a “trucker’s friend”. But everyone and their mother knows it’s targeted towards those awaiting the zombie apocalypse. That said, it doesn’t really matter how they’re billing this handy tool, because I want one, and at just $50 why the hell not?
In addition to an finger chopping rounded blade, there are a variety of slots to pry out loose nails, a hammer, spanner, tire chain hook and pry bar. The handle is crafted from fiberglass to absorb shock – after all, bashing zombies over the head can be an arm agonizing experience – which leads to a total weight of just 2.6lbs.
Just make sure you don’t pack this thing in your carry on when you board the next plane to Alaska.