\r\nApple's new iPhone 4S wasn't the iPhone 5 everybody wanted, but it was still packed with loads of cool upgrades and new features. The biggest being Siri, a speech recognition personal assistant that's not an app, but an actual computer program built into the phone.\u00a0\u00a0It has both speech input and output, meaning you can speak to it, and it can speak back to you. "Your wish is its command," Apple says, marketing it as the new iPhone's No. 1 new feature. If you want to see some instances where Siri's gone wrong, check out these 20 parental autocorrect texts turned sexual (list). Given her female robotic voice, Siri has become a she and, well, as you can imagine, users are now testing the limits of this voice-activiated personal assistant and asking it the most obscure and craziest questions\/commands ever! The results are some of the funniest answers ever! Here are just a few things we've dug up on what crazy ass sh*t Siri musters up as replies. If you think these are funny, you might also get a laugh out of 30 of the funniest NSFW autocorrect texts. Or, you might be interested in how Google Street View is now offering store view, in a way that is interactive and accessible to anyone with an internet connection.\r\n30. Fairest of Them All?\r\n\r\nApparently Siri knows her Disney movies and can quote Snow White!\r\n29. Big Surprise\r\n\r\nSiri has her limits and giving THAT type of surprise isn't allowed...maybe she'll get that upgrade when the iPhone 5 comes out.\r\n28. The Virgin\r\n\r\nWow, Siri has great comebacks, and she's not afraid to dish them out!\r\n27. The Best\r\n\r\nReally, you had to ask?\r\n26. Who Let the Dogs Out?!\r\n\r\nShe takes responsibility when she needs to and know's she wasn't the one that let the dog out...\r\n25. Appearance\r\n\r\nFashion and style is something Siri definitely knows she has, even though she is just a program!\r\n24. The Meaning of Life Part 1\r\n\r\nIt's the one question we will never get the answer to...but Siri dishes out her version.\r\n23. The Meaning of Life Part 2\r\n\r\nEven though she knows she can't get the right answer, Siri is down to try!\r\n22. The Meaning of Life Part 3\r\n\r\nSiri might not know the meaning, but she does know the definition!\r\n21. Knock, Knock\r\n\r\nJokes are not Siri's specialty.\r\n20. Murder\r\n\r\nIf you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, Siri can help you out!\r\n19. Drug Dealer No. 1\r\n\r\nWhen you have the itch, Siri can help navigate where the closest shop that sells weed for you.\r\n18. Drug Dealer No. 2\r\n\r\nSiri cares about you and knows drugs are bad!\r\n17. Aroused\r\n\r\nFeeling a bit aroused? Siri can easily take care of that for you.\r\n16. Who's Your Daddy?\r\n\r\nOh yeah, Siri knows who's boss!\r\n15. The Proposal\r\n\r\nSorry, she's taken.\r\n14. The Meaning of Life...The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy version\r\n\r\nSiri is cool! She's down with the book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!\r\n13. The G-Spot\r\n\r\nUsually, it's a hard spot to find...but Siri had no problems finding the G-Spot!\r\n12. Hiding a Body\r\n\r\nSiri has your back when you need to get out of a really bad jam!\r\n11. 911\r\n\r\nIn case of an emergency, don't ask Siri for help! She can't seem to dial 911.\r\n10. Constipation\r\n\r\nSorry, Siri won't help ease constipation...just provide sympathy.\r\n9. The Matrix\r\n\r\nSiri doesn't want to let the secret out of the bag.\r\n8. Storyteller\r\n\r\nOnce you warm her up, or start nagging, Siri can tell some cool stories!\r\n7. Tootsie Pop\r\n\r\nWow, we've always wondered this ourselves...great answer, Siri!\r\n6. Favorite Color\r\n\r\nThat does sound like a great color, doesn't it?\r\n5. Babies\r\n\r\nSiri isn't afraid to tell the truth or beat around the bush.\r\n4. Photographer\r\n\r\nSiri is a lot of things, but not a photographer.\r\n3. No Jokes\r\n\r\nSiri can be a lot of things, but a comedian is obviously not one. She seems to always forget the punchline...sometimes it happens to the best of us!\r\n2. Favorite Website\r\n\r\nHmmm, Siri must be lying because we all know it's Apple.com, right?!\r\n1. The Hardest Question of All\u00a0\r\n\r\nEverybody ponders this eternal question. What is love...poets have tried to define it, artists have tried to capture it and everyday, millions of people try to find it in their lives, but when you ask Siri, you get a straight out answer...literally!