Because people insist on having more and more children, more and more products are being developed to help parents deal with these beasts of burden.  Aimed at keeping your baby asleep through the night, this little gadget will activate only when the baby starts to stir and make noise.

Once it does, the crib monitor displays several colored lights and starts bumping womb sounds to coo the baby back to slumber.  Priced at only $15, it seems worth a try given the fact that it has got to be the only product that has official womb sounds.

Wouldn’t those sounds be based on the mother?  There should be a USB attachment to this thing that offer all types of downloadable sounds depending on the type of mother you are.  From serene quilt knitting sounds to the sweet sounds of smoking crack…

[via CraziestGadgets]

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Add a ransom note to the mix and you’ll be a full fledge kidnapper. In all seriousness, the portable voice changer achieves 8 different pitches and runs on the junk drawer allusive 9V battery. I’m sure there’s a practical application. Can you think of one?

You can grab it here for $19

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