Anybody that has a lot of sex knows that water is often too dry to keep moist areas at peak moistness.  For whatever the case, you can now buy a dualing shower head for all that amateur porn you’ve been wanting to make.

Probably more for actual bathing, this dual shower head will definitely be of value when showering with that special someone.  With 4 settings to choose from (on each head), this would have been a great Valentine’s Day gift no doubty.  Now if they really want things to get wet they’ll add a third head that shoots lube.

Buy on now for $61.

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If you want a shower of the future usually is requires a complete gutting of the existing one.  Etoile’s thermostatic shower column by Hafro,  however, lets you retrofit a shower of the future into your prexisting one and even comes in a format that will work with your shower/tub combo.

Yes, that is a digital display, which let’s you access some tunes as well as turn on the shower’s chromatherapy, a handshower or a trio of hydromassage jets.  It comes in glossy white, grey and white/grey lacquer, or in red, lilac or anthracite opaque finishes.  I couldn’t dig up the price, but I think it’s fair to say ‘expensive’.

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We’re all trying to be a bit more green these days, I know I am.  The Solar-Power Shower is a relatively affordable device that is the perfect accompaniment to any pool or beach house owner.  Instead of delivering blistering cold showers after a dip in the water, its solar base can heat up to 8 liters of water to 140 degree F in just about 2 hours.  With the plugged in hose, you can adjust the temperature to the perfect level and take comfort in knowing that you saved a few pennies.  At $199, though, it will take you a many a summer to recoup your cost.

[via RFJ]

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Now this might not be as ridiculous as it first sounds.  This human washing machine could actually have some benficial uses.  From homeless shelters to military outposts, showers and clean flesh are always hot topics of discussion when they are unavailable.  Aptly titled, the Avant Santelubain 999 is sort of like a contained carwash that cleans the human with spraying soap and water and uses infrared lights for steam heat.  Other features include audio and aroma therapy and seaweed wrap options.  Say what now?  That is yet to be explained but could it actually save water if the operation times were short?  Sterilizing itself after each use, it still seems too expensive and bulky at this point to be incorporated at the places where it would be needed the most.

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