There are two things I don’t do in the shower: listen to music and shave.  But if you’re totally unlike me, then you’ll surely love Sharper Image’s MP3 Wireless Speaker Fog Free Shower Mirror.

For $70 you not only get a fog free mirror but an AM/FM radio and an MP3 player docking system that wirelessly transmits your tunes up to 100 feet to the mirror’s built-in 1.25-inch speakers.  Embedded in the reflective surface is a blue LED clock to insure you’ll never be late again and although you can’t change your MP3 player’s track, you can adjust the system’s volume and radio station from a set of on board controls.  The dock connects to any player by using a 3.5mm headphone jack, so whether it be an iPod or a no named brand portable player you’ll be good to scrub.

[via Coolest-gadgets]

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Where there is laziness there is a product.  After all, necessity is the mother of all invention, right?  Okay, this may be far from a necessity, but if you’re wine corkscrew retarded, then you might wanna take a look at Sharper Image’s latest piece of kit, the Motorized Wine Opener.  On top of the device is one of those handy foil removers – I have one and love it – after that you just place the device on top of the wine, push a button and presto, the cork is removed.  It’s $39.99, which is a hell of lot cheaper than the Rabbit (not the dildo), and includes a rechargeable stand.  Personally, I’m a big believer in the good old fashioned wine key, which I believe to be easier and faster to use than any modern product out there today, but this sure would make a good holiday gift.

Video demo after the ‘leap’

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Wondering what Sharper Image did with all that Gift Card money?  Invested it in crap gadgets to sell to unsuspecting holiday shoppers of course.  Today, the bankrupt company announced their Sound Bag Backpack.  It’s your run of the mill bag, but features a built-in fabric speaker that runs on 3 AA batteries.  Lined into the bag’s shoulder strap is a 3.5mm cord for plugging in your favorite audio player, and you can purportedly get 8-10 hours of playback.

Available here for $99