Sometimes the best place to hide your cash and other small valuables is in a place that is so obvious that the thief would never look.  The LED Closet Safe Light appears to be yet another one of those crappy, stick on, battery operated lights.  But hidden inside the body is a small compartment for storing the goods.  Best of all the light actually works and shines oh so bright thanks to the 6 LEDs.

You can grab one for $25.

[via 7Gadgets]

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Listen up all you college dorm dwellers.  If you’ve got a laptop and don’t want your roommate messing with it, spilling beer on it or losing it to the five finger discounter while you’re in class then you probably wanna check out the DormVault Laptop Safe.  Crafted of ‘rugged steel’, it attaches to the furniture of your choice and since the adhering bolts are on the inside the would be thief can’t just unscrew it and make off with the loot (your laptop) inside.  The thing weighs 9lbs, which should be a testament to its ruggedness, includes a combination lock and holds up to a 17-inch laptop.  You can grab one now from ThinkGeek for $79.99.

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More gimmick then utilitarian, unless you wanna annoy the crap out of the burglar, the Band Safe is a puzzle. It works by placing an object in the center largest compartment from the bottom. To move the object to another drawer line up the arrows and tilt accordingly. So the most cryptic part of this safe is determining where the object is placed, such that you can lead it from compartment to compartment to retrieve it.

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Not only is this Electric Outlet Safe completely unassuming, but few criminals will peel back an electrical outlet for fear of electrocution. This mini safe will hold small amounts of cash, jewelry and credit cards, or a large bag of something. You’ll just have to cut a hole in your wall.

Available here for $15.