For when you’re holding two or more beers already, fasten this raw, rough, and rugged leather holster to your upper thigh and you’re literally ready to tie, or strap one on.  It snaps into any standard belt and uses a nylon strap for adjusting around your junk.

$35 seems a bit pricey for this guy, but the look and feel of quality is definitely present.  Custom branding would have been a cool feature to help distinguish yours from your next door grilling drunk buddy down the street (or this one or this one), but you could always get the OutLaw Beer Holster instead.

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Tired of those pesky vultures you call roommates drinking all your wine?  The Bottle Lock is a Padlock-style four digit code device that effectively keeps prying hands and mouths away from your sacred liquids.

Easy to use and aesthetically unobtrusive, the Bottle Lock is a great gift idea for the paranoid drunk in your family or a friend doing time at the county penitentiary.  On sale now for $22.

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