Posts Tagged ‘crap’
 
 
 
Gaming
 
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ps-vita-ridge-racer

Ridge Racer Review (PS Vita)

Why Namco?  Why did you have to go and do this?  I had heard the stories, but I didn't want to believe them - so I ordered Ridge Racer from Amazon because what I had been hearing couldn't possibly be true.  We had so many good ...
 
Clothing
 
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Too-Late-300x168
Too-Late-300x168

Too Late Aurora Watch Is Never Too Late To The Rave

Combining a glow stick and a timepiece is something you would have thought would have been merged a long time ago.  Alas, we are now just seeing the Too Late Aurora Watch and it is searingly bright. Minimal as all hell, these n...

 
Computers
 
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spacebar-3

Not So Happy Hour At The Space Bar

In what I would consider a flawed design in concept and execution, the Space Bar is a USB Hub/Keyboard Hider that most of us can easily do without.  My problem with the design is that while every once in a while you'll want to ...
 
Computers
 
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usb-foot-switch

Crap Gadget?: Brando Triple USB Foot Switch

Taking cues from an organ and a sewing machine, this USB footswitch lets you control 3 of your inputs with your itchy trigger feet.  Totally programmable, you can add more switches if you need them(?), but there are unfortunate...

 
Wacky
 
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Mail counter-1

Crap Gadget: Snail Mail Counter

This little gizmo is a total DIY project, but if you're like me and don't have the patience, skills or time it's the perfect solution...for knowing how many pieces of snail mail you've received in your inbox.  Say what?  I don'...
 
Doomed For Failure
 
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FishEyeScreen

CES 2010 Useless Product Number 1: V-Screen

CES 2010 was chalk full of lame ass products and this weird fish eye screen was just one of them.  The display they had going was the V-Screen on top of a regular screen showing just how useless this product is.  I think they a...

 
Doomed For Failure
 
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USB Eye Warmer From The Crazies At Thanko

Cold eyes got you down?  Supporting USB 1.1 and 2.0, this new Eye Warmer set-up from Thanko assures you that warm towel feeling you been missing all these years.  On sale now for just $22 you really owe it to yourself to not bu...
 
Gaming
 
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fire-dragon-game-controller-500x375

Fire Breathing Dragon USB Xbox 360 Controller

Good lord.  I am constantly vexed by all these seemingly worthless products making it to the assembly line.  Last week we saw the Undead Japanese Warrior controller for the PS3, and this week we have the Fire Breathing Dragon c...

 
Flash Drives
 
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A Sight For Psoriasis: If They Remade The A-Team, Face Would Definitely Have This USB Comb

I like buying my combs at the dollar store.  Then I have them scattered about my place, car, and bike bag.  I have a tornado of a weave that needs constant attention and combing.  Why duct tape one of the many USB drives I got ...
 
Computers
 
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sony-piece-of-useless-shit
sony-piece-of-useless-shit

NSFW: The Onion Has Their Way With Sony, Enlightens Consumers Everywhere (video)

As we know, Sony had a pretty rough year.  So what does the Onion do?  Kickem' while they're down of course!  Warning, this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Video below. [Onion via Thanks, Tiffany and Heather]