Hipsters has long resorted to placing their bike lock in a pant pocket.  Yeah, we get it.  You’re hip and too cool to carry a backpack or mount your U-Lock to your bike.  Talk about impractical if not just straight up uncomfortable.  And what happens if you take a dinger?  Chances are that the U-Lock will be stuffed up your butt leaving you with a rather uncomfortable feeling.

With the Küat Bottle Lock, hipsters and anyone with a water bottle rack on their bike can carry around a 5-foot 8mm cable, which is long enough to lock up you and your friend’s bike.  For any determined bike thief this will hardly prove a challenge, so we suggest using this with a ballsy U-Lock.  If anything it’s a great way to secure your rims, seat and whatever goodies you have attached to your fixie.

For added pizazz, Küat has included a small storage area at the bottom of the bottle, large enough to hold your keys, weed pipe or mustache wax.  When you’re ready to head home, the cable retracts back into the bottle, which we hope can be accomplished by rotating the top of the device.

The Küat Bottle Lock is available now for $34.

Tired of those pesky vultures you call roommates drinking all your wine?  The Bottle Lock is a Padlock-style four digit code device that effectively keeps prying hands and mouths away from your sacred liquids.

Easy to use and aesthetically unobtrusive, the Bottle Lock is a great gift idea for the paranoid drunk in your family or a friend doing time at the county penitentiary.  On sale now for $22.

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