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Sperm Donation Made Easier With Automatic Sperm Extractor (video/NSFW)

Looking to donate some extra sperm, but are feeling a bit lazy about the whole "process?" Then make your way to Nanjing, China (the capital of Jiangsu Province) where a new machine makes sperm donation a whole lot easier with t...
 
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LaMetric Tells You What You Really Want To Know

One of the biggest pushes in tech is collecting data. How far you've walked, how fast your heart beats, how you spend your money, how you sleep, how you eat; there are tools and data collectors for all of this information. But ...

 
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You Can Now Have Sex With Your iPad Thanks To Fleshlight Launchpad (video/NSFW)

The sex toy industry has some pretty insane gadgets. Like stuff you would have never thought existed or would make people get off. But since this world is filled with lots of freaky people who are into some pretty kinky stuff, ...
 
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Wider 42 Transformer Yacht Offers More Party Room When You Need It (video)

  The uber rich now have the option to buy a another recreational toy that expands and contracts based on their spacial needs with the Wider 42 Transformer yacht. For days when they feel like pretending they're in a hip-ho...

 
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Scribble Pen Matches Any Color In The World, Just Point and Click

If you're an artist, you're probably always analyzing colors and beating your head trying to replicate certain colors in your art. The Scribble pen wants to help with this task and make your life less complicated by providing t...
 
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UndeadTeds Have A Horrific Game Of Peek-A-Boo Going (video)

Your first hint that something is wrong is, well, all the blood stains. But then, the teddy bear starts talking. And then it gets so much worse! Thank UndeadTeds for the pure nightmare fuel. Peek-A-BoGAH! UndeadTeds, as you may...

 
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CreoPop Is A 3D Pen Without The Burning Risk

As 3D printing and desktop manufacturing become more common, 3D pens are going to be in more and more workshops and desk drawers. So why not, argues CreoPop, use the one designed to offer all the benefits, and none of the poten...
 
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Frozen Beer Slushie Maker By Kirin Ichiban Makes Your Brewski Super Cold (video)

Remember how much you loved slushies as a kid? Now you'll love them even more as an adult thanks to Japanese beer company Kirin Ichiban who have created a Frozen Beer Slushie Maker. But it's not what you think it is - which is ...

 
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The Recon 6 Combines A Multitool And A Watch

If you're like me, you like being prepared. I go around with several tools on my keychain, mostly because while I don't need wire strippers or a wrench every day, I need them just often enough to keep them on me. But some peopl...
 
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Lavazza Is Going To Fire An Espresso Machine Into Space

If anybody could use a cup of good, strong coffee, it's an astronaut. But it's incredibly hard to get a cup of good coffee in space. Fortunately for the pioneers of the final frontier, Lavazza will be sending up an espresso mac...

 
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Uber Adds Optimus Prime To Its Fleet

Optimus Prime is pretty busy these days. Not only will the Transformer be starring in this summer's new movie, "Transformers: Age of Extinction," (due out June 27th) but the Autobot will also be hard at work picking up Uber dri...
 
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Flying Hoverboard Lets You Shred The Waves (video)

Ever since Back To The Future 2, we've all wished hoverboards were real. Now, they are (sort of). French jet ski champ Franky Zapata - the man behind the Flyboard personal watercraft - has worked his aquatic genius talents to c...