Military

Danger Bomb Alarm Clock Is Gonna Make Fred Durst Wanna Break Stuff

Danger Bomb Alarm Clock Is Gonna Make Fred Durst Wanna Break Stuff

I think this would be fun maybe one time.  While it is surely a great idea, I can’t see many people wanting to engage bomb defusing on a morningly basis.  A minute before your alarm is [...]

Hand Grenade Cane To Improve Your Gangster Lean

Hand Grenade Cane To Improve Your Gangster Lean

Swerve.  Stroll.  Swagger.  All of these things will dramatically increase once you get a firm grip of this Hand Grenade Cane.  More than just pimp aesthetic, this cane also becomes an object of blunt force trauma [...]

The CVFR-S09 Solar Vest Will Require You To Tuck In Your Rat Tail To Fully Charge

The CVFR-S09 Solar Vest Will Require You To Tuck In Your Rat Tail To Fully Charge

Ugh.  This thing is lame looking.  While Tommy Hilfiger might have been the first designer to boldly display his name on his clothing, this Solar Vest might as well be the last.  Perhaps if I’ve been [...]

GasCase:  Just In Case You Need Gas

GasCase: Just In Case You Need Gas

Ahh the products in which we live with.  Here we have the GasCase.  Pretty much a luggage container that’s shaped like a JerryCan gas container on wheels, the GasCase is sure to make you a person [...]

Atomic Pocket Watch

Atomic Pocket Watch

Has the pocket watch already become the next hipster accessory?  The above pictured Atomic Pocket Watch from Hammacher Schlemmer receives the correct time via daily radio signal from the atomic clock at Fort Collins, Colorodo, assuring [...]

London Police Nab Car Thief With Drone Quadricopter (video)

London Police Nab Car Thief With Drone Quadricopter (video)

Trust London police to use an unmanned drone to catch a suspected car thief.  Last month a 16 year old and his buddy jacked a car and took off on foot.  Police lost one of the [...]

Cambridge Computer Laboratory Declares The ADE 651 A Fraud

Cambridge Computer Laboratory Declares The ADE 651 A Fraud

You guys remember a few months ago when we were talking about the ADE 651, supposed to be the world’s greatest bomb detector because it could literally sniff out explosives from up to half a mile [...]

Today Zombie Pigs, Tomorrow Project NIMBUS

Today Zombie Pigs, Tomorrow Project NIMBUS

Some days I don’t know just how creeped out to feel about the Pentagon. There are days when I’m convinced the whole thing is run by Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers series.  Not too long [...]

Neato Robotics’ XV11 Surpasses Roomba Easily

Neato Robotics’ XV11 Surpasses Roomba Easily

All right, everybody, got a new and interesting gadget for you today, so brace yourselves–the logical successor to the Roomba has reared its suctiony head, and it’s called the XV11 from Neato Robotics. Okay, with a [...]

Pentagon Plans Zombie Pig Project: Night of the Living Swine?

Pentagon Plans Zombie Pig Project: Night of the Living Swine?

Now, you might look at the above title, and conclude that I’ve finally gone whistling fruitcrackers clear round the bend.  Or maybe just thoroughly insane for those who don’t like colorful metaphors.  But I assure you [...]