Doomed For Failure
 
 
 
Computers
 
klingon-keyboard
klingon-keyboard
klingon-keyboard

Seventy Bucks Well Spent–The Klingon Keyboard

I really don't know what to think about this one, folks--if you're a die-hard Star Trek fan and you're desperately trying to get rid of seventy bucks, consider the Klingon Keyboard. No, seriously.  Someone took what looks like ...
 
Bluetooth
 
elijah_wood_99
elijah_wood_99
elijah_wood_99

Elijah Wood Believes Our Gadgets Will Kill Us All

You've got to hand it to Elijah Wood for just plain old dramatic tension, folks--the man's convinced that, someday, our gadgets will destroy humanity. Here's what he had to say about the Blackberry Uprising: 'It's madness. If i...
 
Doomed For Failure
 
bowlingual_voice
bowlingual_voice
bowlingual_voice

Bowlingual Voice Dog Translator 2.0 From Japan (video)

Will this be the strangest thing you see all day?  Claiming to translate your dogs barking into actual sentences and emotions, I think you can clearly see through the dog's eyes in the above pic that it wants no part of this cr...

 
Doomed For Failure
 
onlive
onlive
onlive

OnLive: Console Free Gaming Or VaporWare? (video)

With all the rumblings of the PSP 4000 going with download only software, OnLive wants you to ditch your home console for thier "low cost" micro console where there are no physical games and everything is downloadable.  Here's ...
 
Doomed For Failure
 
usb-bamboo-fountain
usb-bamboo-fountain
usb-bamboo-fountain

USB Bamboo Water Fountain To Help Your Stream Stay Steady

I urinate enough.  I don't need a USB powered bamboo water garden to exacerbate my already too many trips to the bathroom.  USB junk is on the rise and it's looking as if it might never stop.  More of a joke gift than anything ...
 
Doomed For Failure
 
xbox 360 Elite
xbox 360 Elite
xbox 360 Elite

Xbox 360 Elite To See Eternal Exile?

MicroSoft is contemplating digging a shallow grave for the 360 Elite console as retailers complain about its lackluster sales performance.  When the Elite first hit the shelves it had a hard drive capacity 100 Gb's over the Pre...

 
Doomed For Failure
 
trek_perfume
trek_perfume
trek_perfume

Star Trek Cologne: Redefining Oxymoron

Don't Trekkies have it hard enough?  Or soft enough if you catch my double meaning?  Regardless though, who greenlights this madness?  On sale for $30-$40 next month in department stores across the whatever, you can choose betw...
 
Cases
 
danglet
danglet
danglet

Danglet: You Know What I Wanna Say! (video)

I just couldn't help posting on this.  The past few months I have been pleasantly obsessed with the word dangle.  I mean who doesn't wanna let stuff dangle?  Anyway, when I saw the Danglet I thought sweet name, lame as all hell...
 
Blu-ray
 
ps3grill_2006-11-21
ps3grill_2006-11-21
ps3grill_2006-11-21

Sony’s New Movie/Game Disc To Save The PS3?

I have a PS3 but I don't buy PS3 games.  I use it to watch Blu Ray movies from Netflix.  Sony's latest last ditch effort is to utilize the large capacity of the Blu Ray Disc by combining a movie and a game on one disc.  Sitting...

 
Doomed For Failure
 
Xbox360ArcadeCabinet
Xbox360ArcadeCabinet
Xbox360ArcadeCabinet

Who Does This? Xbox 360 Arcade Cabinet For Those Who Are Serious Tools

At $2,250, I never understood why arcade machines cost so much!  Made from an old Midway cabinet, a 60 Gb Xbox 360 is refitted inside as well as a new non HD monitor.  I scoff at fools that play 360s in standard definition, and...
 
Business
 

Sharper Image Announces New Product Agreement But Is Supposed To Be Closing…WTF

According to a press release, The Sharper Image (yes, the same one that is supposed to be shutting down) just signed a multiyear licensing agreement with a company called Merchsource.  Merchsource will build the Sharper Image b...
 
Cell Phones
 

Jean Inspired Cell Phone

Levi's, yes the jeans maker, stepped into the digital world today with the introduction of 'The Original' cell phone. Looking more late 1990s then, well now, The Original was outdated before it was announced. Ok, maybe its not ...