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The Worst Gadget Of All Time? The Shower Radio.

The Worst Gadget Of All Time? The Shower Radio.

So what would be your guess for the worst gadget of all time?  Soap on a rope?  Maybe the Pocket Fisherman or something else by gadget magnate Ron Popeil? As it turns out, a recent poll [...]

Seventy Bucks Well Spent–The Klingon Keyboard

Seventy Bucks Well Spent–The Klingon Keyboard

I really don’t know what to think about this one, folks–if you’re a die-hard Star Trek fan and you’re desperately trying to get rid of seventy bucks, consider the Klingon Keyboard. No, seriously.  Someone took what [...]

Elijah Wood Believes Our Gadgets Will Kill Us All

Elijah Wood Believes Our Gadgets Will Kill Us All

You’ve got to hand it to Elijah Wood for just plain old dramatic tension, folks–the man’s convinced that, someday, our gadgets will destroy humanity. Here’s what he had to say about the Blackberry Uprising: ‘It’s madness. [...]

Bowlingual Voice Dog Translator 2.0 From Japan (video)

Bowlingual Voice Dog Translator 2.0 From Japan (video)

Will this be the strangest thing you see all day?  Claiming to translate your dogs barking into actual sentences and emotions, I think you can clearly see through the dog’s eyes in the above pic that [...]

OnLive: Console Free Gaming Or VaporWare? (video)

OnLive: Console Free Gaming Or VaporWare? (video)

With all the rumblings of the PSP 4000 going with download only software, OnLive wants you to ditch your home console for their "low cost" micro console where there are no physical games and everything is [...]

USB Bamboo Water Fountain To Help Your Stream Stay Steady

USB Bamboo Water Fountain To Help Your Stream Stay Steady

I urinate enough. I don't need a USB powered bamboo water garden to exacerbate my already too many trips to the bathroom. USB junk is on the rise and it's looking as if it [...]

Xbox 360 Elite To See Eternal Exile?

Xbox 360 Elite To See Eternal Exile?

MicroSoft is contemplating digging a shallow grave for the 360 Elite console as retailers complain about its lackluster sales performance. When the Elite first hit the shelves it had a hard drive capacity 100 Gb's [...]

Star Trek Cologne: Redefining Oxymoron

Star Trek Cologne: Redefining Oxymoron

Don't Trekkies have it hard enough? Or soft enough if you catch my double meaning? Regardless though, who greenlights this madness? On sale for $30-$40 next month in department stores across the whatever, [...]

Danglet: You Know What I Wanna Say! (video)

Danglet: You Know What I Wanna Say! (video)

I just couldn't help posting on this. The past few months I have been pleasantly obsessed with the word dangle. I mean who doesn't wanna let stuff dangle? Anyway, when I saw the [...]

Sony’s New Movie/Game Disc To Save The PS3?

Sony’s New Movie/Game Disc To Save The PS3?

I have a PS3 but I don't buy PS3 games. I use it to watch Blu Ray movies from Netflix. Sony's latest last ditch effort is to utilize the large capacity of the Blu [...]