Like you, I’m unable to get a GTA Online game session going and have instead opted to just surf the web in search of fun, humor and other random encounters to experience in Los Santos. Not surprisingly, Rockstar has included an insane amount of hidden/secret/outrageous content into GTA 5 and there is no shortage of people posting videos featuring these awesome moments.

I began my quest in search of videos showcasing the nudity and sexual content one can encounter in the City of Los Santos, however, besides what you’ll find below, I really couldn’t locate many videos that actually showed the explicit content on screen. While a few brave sould were willing to post the simulated nudity, most chose to inform without providing on screen proof. I did, however, come across a several candid videos created and posted by Deathmule on Youtube that have been included in the list I’ve compiled here for you today. If you haven’t visited or subscribed to their channel, you should jump on that as soon as you finish reading this. Hopefully, as I continue to play through GTA 5, I will stumble upon additional explicit content dispersed throughout the game myself. Be sure that when I do, I’ll be sharing it with you here. In the meantime…

1. Strip Club

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Old news, I know. We all heard months ago that GTA 5 would include Strip Clubs and bare breasts, what I wasn’t aware of though, was just how much one could interact with the strippers in the game. Normally, I’d just list the strip club and provide a summary, but this time around I think I need to talk about a few things separately. Video credit to iMaveriq, thanks man, great stuff.

2. The Pole

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Just like in the real world, each girl has got to take a turn up on the stage. So far in my play through. I’ve yet to see any nudity on stage, but I must mention, I haven’t spent much time leaning against the bar watching the stage shows. Here you’ll get to watch each dancer strut their stuff and work their magic with the pole. It’s a vast significant advancement from the pixilated women included in Duke Nukem 3D.

3. Private Dance

In addition to watching the dancers doing their thing on the stage, you can also walk around the club and check out the women on the floor. As you approach, each will ask you if you’d like to join them in the private room. If you chose to participate, follow them into the Private Room and get your lap dance on, complete with full frontal, polygonal nudity. The lapdance includes a min-game in which your goal is to touch and compliment the stripper as much as possible without being seen doing so. If you get caught touching, the bouncer will remind you that touching is not allowed. If you continue to do so and get caught enough times, you will be thrown out of the club.

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4. Going Home with a Stripper (Sapphire)

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As you touch and compliment the woman giving you the lapdance, a progress bar appears in the bottom right hand area of the screen. Successfully touching without getting caught will fill the bar. Once full, the stripper (Sapphire in this case), will make a comment about taking her home and you then be given the option to take her up on her offer. If you do, you’re told to pick her up in the back of the club. Do so and driver her back to her place. You’ll then watch them walk into her apartment complex and then hear the fun go down, however, following the whole Hot Coffee issue, you won’t be presented with any rendered intercourse. Oh well…

Bonus: Dual Dance

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If you’ve successfully played the mini-game with another dancer, you may be given the option of asking for a double dance. Simply accept the offer from one dancer and before following her into the private room, ask the other dancer you’ve gained popularity with to join the two of you. If successful, you can then watch two pixilated women dance and fondle each other in front of you.

5. The Beaches

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I haven’t been able to confirm this myself yet, but there are reports of topless sunbathing at both Vespucci and Chumash beaches. Countrymike84 at gtaforums.com posted the above picture stating that topless women appear in the day time at both beaches. If you’ve got some free time in-game, check out the beaches and let me know if you’ve come across them.

6. Naked Hillbilly

Another fine gem found by deathmule. In the Chiliad Mountain State Wilderness, you can run across a random hillbilly hanging out on his porch wearing nothing but a necklace, shoes, mask and his birthday suit. The video above shows him responding violently if you approach him with a weapon drawn. Where he had it concealed, I really don’t want to ponder.

7. Star Stalking

In the mission “Paparazzo the sex tape”, Beverly brings you along on a secret shoot with the intent of getting a few shots of Poppy Mitchell, “America’s newest sweetheart”, taking one in the back door. I guess Rockstar has no issue with showing simulated intercourse after all. Jump to 11:55 for the moment of triumph that precipitates a sex fueled car chase. Fun!

8. Introduction to Trevor

Meth dealer extraordinaire, Trevor is introduced to the player while mid-coitus with the member of his local biker gang’s old lady. The scene is short and doesn’t show anything as explicit as the paparazzi mission, but its sex, so I’ll include it. Sexual content begins at 17 seconds.

9. Playboy Mansion?

I wasn’t sure whether to place this here or in the eastereggs piece I’m putting together, but since it contains topless women, I chose this one. To get access to the land of ladies, all you have to do is simply drive up to the gate of the mansion. Unlike the real world, there’s no list or private security preventing you from getting onto the property. Once in, follow the driveway up to the house and head into the backyard. Once you get to the party area, you’ll see several scantily clad and topless women scattered around the area. Not much to the grotto, but hey, at least you finally get to explore it, even if it is virtual.

10. Yoga

This has neither sex nor nudity so don’t go getting your panties in a bunch for its being included here. We all know that women in Yoga pants is a gift bestowed upon us mortals from realms unknown. We must also acknowledge the fact that the positions included wherein are little more than translations on the kame sutra. While participating in yoga with Michael’s wife, the instructor really puts his effort into the session. Jump to 2:10 to see what I mean.

These are just ten examples of the adult oriented content you can find while playing GTA 5 and i’m quite sure there will be more to come. Check back with us soon to catch up on what I think are some of the most interesting easter eggs to be found within Los Santos.

 

 










Jordan Goodson

 
Jordan Goodson, the geek in the darkness, guiding his readers through the vast catacombs of tech and science. He journeys the interwebs searching for any and all relevant data to be absorbed and shared.