I cook. I wear an apron. And if strangers come over I suddenly feel emasculated. It’s a ridiculous association, but sorry, I can’t help feel that way. I could very well fold the apron in half, which is what most professional chefs do. But alas, I don’t have the luxury of a laundry service or a chef’s jacket.
Enter the Tactical BBQ Apron. This is cooking badassery…if such a thing exists. It’s jam-packed with all the pockets, slots, and even hooks for hanging, well, hookable utensils. Moreover, there a select number of velcro pouches for storing more sensitive items, such as a smartphone, or the world’s finest spices. And of course there is the traditional tactical MOLLE system loops, which should work with a wide variety of kitchen items.
Thinkgeek sells the Tactical BBQ Apron for $35. It’s 100% cotton, which means it’s machine washable and as they warn is not design for actual combat other than a BBQ grill.