So last night’s dinner consisted of a half-eaten super burrito with extra sour cream. You grabbed it at your favorite taco truck just before you crashed to sleep, around 3am last night. Now it’s Monday, and the first day of the week brings stuffy tight-butt board meetings. Unfortunately last night chow has left you less than redolent and more than musical in the posterior. It can be a bit off-putting being placed in such a compromising situation.

Hey! After a volatile meal and some intense coffee, sometimes the “toothless one” can talk loud and nasty. But shame be gone! Now our collective tuckus has a filter–sold in packs of, 5 no less. Release in peace with the Subtle Butt: Disposable Gas Neutralizers. Yes, there is such a thing. No it’s not called lighting a match. The disposable gas¬†neutralizers¬†from Solutions That Stick are supposedly thin, discreet and antimicrobial charcoal thingies. I would have mistaken them for dish scrubbers and been thoroughly PO’ed with that assumption, to say the least. Oh, and it’s highly noteworthy that each is meant to be used ONCE. Undoubtedly some over-achieving “ass” will put that to the ultimate test.

Subtle Butt: Disposable Gas Neutralizers are available at Amazon for $12.95 per pack.

Shawn Sanders

Shawn loves gadgets, literature, history and games. For 10yrs+ he's straddled both the comic book & video game industries, as a writer, editor, marketing officer & producer. Shawn got his start in tech & games as an editor & Hardware Director for More notable accomplishments include Executive Producer on mobile games Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved & The Shroud.