It’s relatively easy to get yourself arrested at an airport; just scream bomb or fire. But those are so apparent that they’re easy to avoid, unless of course you’re a complete lunatic. However, with this pen – yes, this is a pen – in your bag, there is a good chance you’ll be pulled from line, and sent into a dimly lit room and face off with a man sporting a mustache even Tom Selleck would be jealous of.
This my friends is the Katana Sword Pen. It measures 6-inches, costs $6, and makes a “SHHINNG!” sound effect when you so demand it.