Just because it’s stuffed full of feathers, doesn’t mean it won’t hurt.  I’m talking about a pillow, just in case you were wondering.  With a full windup, a pillow can knock you on your ass if struck directly in the face and leave you dazed.

That’s why I recommend these Pillow Weapons, though I’d probably take a pass on the Light Saber since it will more than likely look like a soggy mess, akin to what happened in “Space Balls”.  That did happen in “Space Balls”, right?  Other weapons include a scimitar (sword), nunchucks,  a shuriken, grenade, and a battle-axe.

Unfortunately, Bryan Ku doesn’t seem to be selling these, even after two years, which is when the design first appeared (according to his website). That said, it’s my best guess that the nunchucks and the sword probably work best.

Christen Costa

Grew up back East, got sick of the cold and headed West. Since I was small I have been pushing buttons - both electronic and human. With an insatiable need for tech I thought "why not start a blog focusing on technology, and use my dislikes and likes to post on gadgets."