Just because it’s stuffed full of feathers, doesn’t mean it won’t hurt. I’m talking about a pillow, just in case you were wondering. With a full windup, a pillow can knock you on your ass if struck directly in the face and leave you dazed.
That’s why I recommend these Pillow Weapons, though I’d probably take a pass on the Light Saber since it will more than likely look like a soggy mess, akin to what happened in “Space Balls”. That did happen in “Space Balls”, right? Other weapons include a scimitar (sword), nunchucks, a shuriken, grenade, and a battle-axe.
Unfortunately, Bryan Ku doesn’t seem to be selling these, even after two years, which is when the design first appeared (according to his website). That said, it’s my best guess that the nunchucks and the sword probably work best.