The Zombie Bed Sheets are probably the least welcoming addition to any bed, especially if you’re trying to score a little hanky-panky from a new somebody. So what’s the key to getting the ladies between the sheets?
First, remove any indication of old bed sheets. The ones with firetrucks and yellow cars are generally an indicator of immaturity as well as deep pockets with short arms syndrome (my father’s saying). Next, buy these “My Side Your Side” pillow cases from Etsy member OSusannahs. Don’t get it? Generally speaking, one partner (mostly women in my experience), tend to sleep in the middle of the bed. These sheets are effectively a social commentary on the problem and as a result should garner a laugh or two much in the same way a comedian addresses race relations with poignant clichés. If you plan to buy these as an anniversary gift, you can add a date to the edge, which will make them extra special even for the most demanding of partners.
You can buy the “My Side Your Side” pillow cases for $45.