KeySquare Replaces the Ugly Carabiner Keychain

Traipsing around with a carabiner attached to your pant’s belt loop is a fashion faux pas.  Sure, it was acceptable in high school, but it’s time to grow up and find a more suitable, more stylish utilitarian key chain.

The Keysquare is nothing shorts of awesome.  Unlike the carabiner, it’s cut from a single block of stainless steel and hand polished for extreme durability.  Scratches, which you’ll surely incur them, can be easily buffed out with a household scotch pad.  And since it’s made out of steel, it will never rust or corrode.  A locking mechanism is nowhere to be found, but the slim slot that slips over your belt loop should keep things secure.  And if you look closely you’ll notice an ever so slight notch in the opening that allows the KeySquare to double as a bottle opener, provided no lighters or well, bottle openers are in reach.  We don’t know the weight of the KeySquare but we can tell you that it measures 1.75-inches long, .187-inches thick, and .857-inches wide.

The KeySquare is a Kickstarter project which has already exceeded their $10,000 goal.  So it’s not a question if it will ship, but when.