Z.E.R.O Zombie Kit Costs Just $24,000, Helps You Make an Antidote
The end of the world is set for late September, and if we had to gander a guess it will probably involve flesh eating zombies. That and really big waves, which means you better know how to swim, or float. But that last feat is as simple as grabbing a life raft. Fending off hordes of brain eaters will take a bit more cunningness, not to mention artillery.
Say hello to the Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations) Kit. This bundle is packed with all that you’ll ever need to keep the undead at bay. Well, minus the presence of guns and food, but hey, it’s a start. Packed inside you’ll find an array of lights and laser sights for just about any gun of your choosing, armored gloves, a digital watch complete with a compass, thermal and night vision goggles, a solar charging mat for when the grid goes dead, zombie approved knives, and the always necessary battle mug. They’ve also tossed in a ‘to go lab’ (Qorpak Beakers, Labnet Pipettes and a Celestron Microscope) so you can cook up an antidote, or suffocate yourself in a fog of crack (or crank) smoke.
So what’s this kind of gear gonna cost you? How does $24,000 sound?! Probably a drop in the bucket if you’re already erecting (or burying) a bunker.