If Shark Week didn’t scare the crap out of your kid, and thus teach them to never set toe in shark infested waters, this sleeping bag surely will. Or it will have the complete opposite effect, nullifying any fear of those razor sharp teethed underwater animals.
The Chumbuddy Sleeping Bag, which we told you about last year, is now available for sale at ThinkGeek for $200. Sure, for that kind of scratch you could score a sleeping bag that will keep you alive in the most remote and cold regions of the world, but there is not practicality rooted in this stuffed animal turned sleeping apparatus. It measures 7-feet long, which means it can hold a fully grown man (or woman) that measures up to 6.5-feet. So needless to say it can consume an entire child. The lining material is made from a poly/cotton blend, so we’re not entirely sure what the fire hazard implications are, but we’d hope it’s been addressed accordingly. After all, all your kids should be really concerned with is whether or not they’ll wake up in one piece.