S-Biner Ahhh Carabiner Bottle Opener
The last time we wanted to hang our keys from our belt loop, we we’re in high school, showered every other day and had a haircut like a dog. So suffice to say, it’s not something we care to revisit for fear of being rejected by just about every girl that encounters our presence.
Nevertheless, Hipsters will no doubt flock to this key chain. Not only is the aesthetic of the S-Biner Ahhh spot on with their “I don’t care, but I do care” attitude, but it doubles as a bottle opener. Each end, which includes a spring loaded latch in the vein of a carabiner, have been reinforced and designed in such a away that they’re perfect for popping a bottle top. Hating of hipsters aside, it’s actually a brilliantly simple design and costs just $3.99. Choose between stainless steel or a black matte finish.