It’s never to early to prepare for Halloween, right?

Check out these Openwound Gartered Prosthetics from Etsy seller OpenWoundFX (we should have guessed).  Unfortunately, wearing these aren’t as simple as slipping on a pair of nylons – wouldn’t that be nice.  Instead, you’ll have to adhere a fake skin prosthetic to each leg using Spirit Gum.  But first you’ll need to create an outline and ensure that they fit correctly – by default the prosthetics are designed for thighs up to 25-inches in width.  After that, you’ll need to apply what hopefully amounts to a compelling makeup job, which in our best guess is what really sells these suckers.  Finally, once you’ve got the everything in place, you simply need to apply the flesh tearing garters.

For interested parties – yes, we’re talking to you, goth people of the world – a pair will set you back $40.   They can be used again and again, provided you wash them clean off the applied makeup.

Christen Costa

Grew up back East, got sick of the cold and headed West. Since I was small I have been pushing buttons - both electronic and human. With an insatiable need for tech I thought "why not start a blog focusing on technology, and use my dislikes and likes to post on gadgets."