Air Strike Catapult
Laying the physical smack down on your coworker will probably get you ejected into the world of unemployed. So the question always arises: how do you seek revenge on your cubicle neighbor who is everything but considerate? Ideally you’d fire flaming fireballs in his general direction in the hopes that the smoke alone would be a blatant enough of a cue to prompt them to discontinue their disregarding ways. Unfortunately, that might result in a Milton (“Office Space”) like fire, so we’ll settle for the Air Strike Catapult.
ThinkGeek sells this fine contraption for $14.99. Not too shabby if you consider that it can rocket orange, spiky foam balls up to 40-feet. You’ll have to slap some pieces together, which includes a small rubber band, the power source of this cubicle assaulting apparatus. But once assembled you’ll be able to take on the trolls, Hogwarts or whatever other mythical characters have materialized after a lapse in your daily medication.