Scu Sculpture Shower Head will Liquify, Feed you to Babies
Remember that part in the “Matrix” where they liquify the dead and feed the babies? Yeah, it still sends a shutter of fear down our spin every time we see it. If you recall, the machines in that movie are replete with tentacles up the wazoo. And now, thanks to Vado, which promises “a personal experience” you can feel that same shutter of fear (or excitement) every time you set foot into your shower.
The Scu-head is billed as a “sculpture adjustable shower head.” The say it can be mounted on the wall or the ceiling. We’d opt for the wall, since you could very well reach most crevices without having to do the whole water-and-song dance to remove the soap from your nether regions. Too bad it costs a whopping $1,250 and requires at least 1.0 bar of water pressure.
Christen Costa
