The holidays are officially hear and with Christmas less than a few days away, you’ll probably be having your office parties soon. Not sure what to gift you co-worker or to bring for the White Elephant gift exchange? (The game where you bring a small present that’s wrapped and then swap it out with others, choosing it on how its wrapped and its size before opening it to see what you got.) Here’s a few gifts that are NOT suitable for the office and probably will offend co-workers that aren’t in tune with your naughty sense of humor. But these gifts are perfect for close buddies at work that can take a joke and appreciate such bawdy gifts!

15. Condom Wrapper Mousepad

Provide a Condom Wrapper Mousepad as a gift for a special co-worker whose mousepad is looking pretty torn up these days.

14. Boobie Nose Glasses

The Boobie Nose Glasses will make for a hilarious White Elephant gift at work or an awesome gag gift for your best co-worker (provided they can handle such humor).

13. Ring Bell for Blow Job

The Ring Bell for Blow Job will make a great paperweight for your secretary or even boss…just kidding!

12. After Sex Tissue

Tissues aren’t just for when you need to blow your nose and come in handy other times, too. This After Sex Tissue will probably come in handy when a “sticky” situation arises at the office (like when your best bud at work continues on that affair with your secretary).

11. Gaydar Gay Detector Key Chain

The Gaydar Gay Detector Key Chain is a great gift for that homophobic co-worker…NOT!

10. Duck With a Dick Gift

Have a co-worker enjoy bath time even more with a cute rubber duck that’s well endowed!

9. Japanese Bust Roller

The four-wheeled Bust Roller is supposed to lift and increase a woman’s breasts, but most likely won’t do either. This is definitely NOT a gift you want to gift a co-worker!

8. Bullsh*t Button

Call out people who stretch the truth at the office with this Bullsh*t Button that will really get office gossip flowing!

7. Oh! Deer Pornament

Provide the perfect ornament for that favorite co-worker of yours (the one you can totally joke around with) with the Oh! Deer Pornament, which features Rudolf getting poked by another of Santa’s reindeers.

6. Inflatable Wife

Well it might seem like the perfect gag gift for your male co-workers, others (like their wife or girlfriend) might not appreciate the humor of an Inflatable Wife.

5. Poop Rocket and Boob Rocket Stress Relievers

Relieve holiday stress for your co-workers with some humor and these Poop Rocket and Boob Rocket Stress Relievers that are funny, yet sooo inappropriate for work.

4. Jingle Jugs Jr

Provide great holiday cheer with this unique and busty wall plaque in the shape of two boobs that jiggle to some great tunes like the Jingle Jugs Jr.

3. The Tuggie Sock

Similar to the Snuggie, the Tuggie Sock allows for hours of warm and fuzzy fun for your guy pal at work who feels a bit lift out this holiday season.

2. USB Powered Boob Warmer

Sometimes the office might get a bit chilly for female co-workers so why not warm them up with some USB Powered Boob Warmers that they attach to their goods!

1. Doc Jonson “Men’s Pleasure Wand XK” Male Vibrator

Perfect for someone who likes to see some self-action since it’s shaped to stimulate several male erogenous zones at once. The Doc Jonson “Men’s Pleasure Wand XK” Male Vibrator makes for a perfect White Elephant gift for your BFFs at work (given after hours, of course).










Kristie Bertucci

 
Kristie Bertucci is an L.A.-based writer, who can't live without her MacBook Pro. When she's not writing, she's either reading or shopping (online, of course) and loves lazy days so she can catch up on her DVR-recorded shows and movies. She's definitely a Mac girl, she loves music and is currently on a mission to to have an insane and enviable iTunes library.