Scorzie: Score Keeping Never Looked so Drunk

Tossing back a few cold beers and remembering your evening is a walk in the park.  Factor in a game of beer pong, otherwise known as BayRoot on the East Coast, and you’ll probably have a hard time remembering your entire evening, let alone keeping score.

The Scorzi – yes, that is an abundantly witty name – is a coozie meets score keeper.  It’s made from stainless steel so even the drunkest of players should have a hard time destroying this drinking apparatus.  A foam insert keeps your beer cold, but that’s the hardly the mainstay of this drinking tool.  A ‘home’ and ‘away’ drinking score ring allows you to keep tally of the points.  It’s limited to games that cap out at 21, but in drinking games there are no rules, so you can just bend them accordingly.  They say the Scorzie can only hold a 12oz can of anything, while beer bottles will fit a little loose.

Chances are the Scoozie will never be a run away hit, but it’s a novel approach to a novel problem.  You can order one for $12.99, or two for $10.99 each.