You probably don’t wanna know what goes into a marshmallow. From our accounts the tasty snack can last years without turning stale, which probably makes it a candidate for bunker food in the invent of a nuclear bomb dropping, though we’d rather opt for a Twinkie or ten.
In the event that your marshmallows do reach their shelf life, you can repurpose them with this high end Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster. It’s probably not all that different from the other marshmallow guns, though this version is a single barrel affair, unlike the double barrel version we saw last year, and it’s compatible with the larger marshmallows.
The pump-action enables the ammo to fire up to 40 feet, barring any wind resistance and trajectory of course. Included is a suit case and what appears to be a carbon fiber finish.
Nieman Marcus, otherwise known as “needless mark up,” sells it for $55. Other places around the web has it for a bit cheaper.