Get your perfect chop on with the OCD Chef Cutting Board. The 9″ x 12″ cutting board is riddled with measurements and lines, hopefully insuring that every stroke is a perfect one. It’s probably not the safest of cutting tools since you might be so focused on achieving perfection you’ll lopp off a finger. Then, and ironically, your hands won’t be perfect, that is until you sever another finger to correspond with the missing one. Gross.
The OCD Chef Cutting board is made from long-wearing beechwood and costs $24.99.