Ever lend someone a pen only to have them walk off with it?  No more, thanks to these witty pans that feature a variety of deterring statements, such as “Springfield Sexual Addiction Center” and “Howie’s House of Hair”.  Yeah, that should be enough to deter even the most clepto of folks.

But then again, such bold statements made on a pen might make for a great party favor, so probably safe to assume these would get stolen with intent as opposed to mistake.

We didn’t find them on sale online, but if you do let us know.

Via: Reddit


Christen Costa

Grew up back East, got sick of the cold and headed West. Since I was small I have been pushing buttons - both electronic and human. With an insatiable need for tech I thought "why not start a blog focusing on technology, and use my dislikes and likes to post on gadgets."