No longer shall we hide our massage chair where nobody can see it. No longer will we get the strange feeling of being strapped to an examination chair on an alien ship when we use it. No longer will we pay extreme amounts of money for a machinery that isn’t all that complex.

Strike that. The Panasonic EP-MS40 Massage Chair does look good, with its retro put-me-in-your-living-room-and-Morpheus-might-join look, in fact it looks real good, like it was designed to give your neighbors chair-envy, but it also costs $2,500.

Well, I don’t know much about massage chairs, and neither does anyone else on the Internet, but it is a Panasonic product, and my guess is for $2,500 you’ll get a hell of a massage.