Grandpa Walking Cane With Built-in 1,000,000 Volt Taser
Perps, you might wanna think twice before you accost your next elderly victim, especially with the ZAP Cane on the market. Not only does it have a built-in LED flash light, support a weight up to 250lbs and is adjustable between 32-inches to 36-inch, but it sports a 1-million volt stun gun at the tip. Just remember to charge it on the daily otherwise your perceived super powers might be rendered useless.
You can pick one up for $89.99 from Budk.