If you’re an old fashioned kind of guy, and you care about old-timey values that are on the verge of extinction – like privacy – here’s an underwear design that’ll keep you safe during airport screenings, while giving you a certain look reminiscent of ancient Greek athletes.

Jeff Buske’s invention has a design that is made out of powdered metal, thereby protecting you from prying x-ray eyes during security screenings, with tungsten and other non-metal-detector-upsetting metals making up the mix.

Also, it’s a thin, comfy, tight fitting design that doesn’t look like it’s helping you conceal bombs or anything like that.

Of course, once screeners see you’re protecting yourself with such high-tech equipment, a pat-down is sure to follow – and for that care we’re looking for someone to make touch-proof medieval armor inspired underwear.

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