This camera shirt is totally inconspicuous and will turn you into a contemporary indie frat-boy spy, untrained videographer and pervy voyeur liable to get arrested, all in one swift move.

Though not exactly the kind of digs James Bond would wear, the thrill of your little video secret should make up for it in spades.  The From Tokyo With Love Electronic Spy Camera has the usually dizzying chest centered design, but here it’s meant to direct the eyes away from the suited man in the middle – holding a camera that’s not just the drawing of a camera, but the actual lens of the hidden spycam.

A cable connects it to a small remote in your pocket. You press the trigger, or button, if you want to be modest about it, and capture whatever glorious exploits you want to populate Youtube with.