Abusing the all-in-one printer/scanner/copier is one of the best parts of an office job. Stick your face on it! Do other lewd acts! Well, it looks like those days are over. Canon has invented a new security device that requires workers to do fingerprint scans every time they want to use the device. Which means you can’t print 1,000 pages and walk away, and you can’t scan your body parts and get away with it anymore. Canon’s imageRUNNER ADVANCE line will be getting the upgrade. They’ll be available in offices July 8th for about $1,460.