There is only one way you’re gonna get me to throw my iPhone around, and that is into the trash. Fortunately, I didn’t purchase the iPhone 4 – zing. The ARKHIPPO is designed to not only protect your iPhone from bumps, drops and dings but provides a comfortable ear to shoulder call which in our mind is an ode to all those 90s shoulder phone products that appeared on late night TV and in Office Depot aisles. ARK recons it will add some much needed pizzazz to your desktop and if the background music on their site is indication of that we’d have to agree. Just in case you’re wondering it’s made of Proprietary Closed Cell Resin, which they say is comparable to those ugly ass Croc shoes.