Wow…just wow. WOW as in World of Warcraft, and wow as in, this Tap Chat Pedal is sorta sad. See, while World of Warcraft keeps gamers out of the real world, at least they’re talking to other human beings via keyboard and voice chat. But this pedal lets you assign phrases as macros so that you don’t even need to actually talk to anyone anymore. Just a tap of the foot and “let’s kill some orcs!” is automatically spoken. I’m waiting for the WOW Pizza Delivery pedal.

The World of Warcarft Tap Chat Pedal is available now for $30.

Chris Gullo