So here’s a scenario: you just got your fancy brand new iPhone 4, and you want to FaceTime with a person. (FaceTime is a verb now. I just invented it.) Sadly, you have no friends (or really, no friends with an iPhone 4, which is quite possible). Well, just call up Apple’s special number — 1-888-FACETIME — to video chat with with an Apple Representative. Sad? A little. Potentially hilarious? Yes. I wonder how long they’ll keep this up until Apple employees are subjected to Chat Roulette-style debauchery. That line will be open daily, for now, from 8 AM to 8 PM CDT. Have at it, then.

Chris Gullo