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The force is strong with this one. The Yoda Desk Protector is exactly what it sounds like — when a motion sensor detects people from six feet to nine feet away, Yoda’s lightsaber lights up and Yoda says one of six phrases telling them to back off, yo. Yoda comes with a super long USB cable so you can place him anywhere in your cubicle you’d like. And there’s a silent mode, too, so you can quiet him before you get fired.

The Yoda USB Desk Protector is available from ThinkGeek for $25.99.










Chris Gullo